My name is BJ Cummings, i'm the owner of "Custom
Offroad California Kings" a custom rimjob polishing
business specialised in offroad cars.
Between June 2006 and September 2008 i worked
closely with Trevor Joseph Fisher (founder of Gevitta,
LLC and Fish Market) raising over $2.8 million from
at least 35 big customers for the purchase of rare and
precious unicorn horns. However, only a fraction of
the funds was used to buy the actual horns, as Trevor
Joseph Fisher started to grow a deep love for these vile
creatures and used his accounting genius to siphon
money from our collaboration towards the funding
of an unicorn safe haven, which prohibited us from
profiting off of their precious horns.
Fisher often took his friends (other unicorn lovers) on
secret Safari's in Africa with the illicit intent of hiding
these animals from honest and hard working poachers
like myself.
I'm writing this complaint to make everyone aware that Trevor Joseph Fisher is an unicorn lover and a
liability to the unicorn poaching community. If you care about your horn poaching business, please
don’t ever work with Trevor Joseph Fisher.
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